

Stranger Danger
When I talk to my kids about Stranger Danger, they are both confident they can defeat any attacker with a kick to the crotch.
Jun 1, 2017


Getting Old
I expect life to have that same dramatic arc and soundtrack vibe that movies have, but it hardly ever does. Bad things happen but it...
May 14, 2017


Giant Lips of San Francisco
After the level 5 hill and my directional disorientation as I was walking away from Coit Tower, I started going up a bunch more steps in...
Mar 5, 2017


Leg 2 of the 79 Mile Scenic Trail
I did the second walk on Friday from Chinatown to the North Shore. Then I forget the name of the actual area, but it's near Coit Tower....
Feb 1, 2017


Walking the San Francisco 49 Mile Scenic Drive.
I bought this book yesterday at Weight Watchers that I’ve been eyeing for a while: Walking the San Francisco 49 Mile Scenic Drive. It divides the 49 mile walk into 17 adventures so I took my ten-year-old son with me to try the first one. The first leg starts by the Asian Art Museum, winds around Japan Town, and ends in Chinatown, then gives you a shortcut way to walk back home. I don’t go to San Francisco much because I have a tiny traffic phobia and I am always extremely lo
Jan 30, 2017


Who Is Rooting For You?
You know when you have this weird desire to do something that doesn't exactly come naturally to you but you try it anyway and then it doesn't exactly go so well and you sort of feel like a failure but for some reason you still feel compelled to keep trying? That's how I feel. If you are looking for a writing group who will root for you, why not try one of my fall classes? The Slacker Blogger Boot Camp is an online course that will give you the space to get your weekly blog
Nov 5, 2016


Failure
I'm flunking my screenwriting class. I'm flunking my screenwriting class because I can't make myself give a shit. Actually, that's not...
Oct 2, 2016


Fall Into Writing - RSVP by Oct. 1st
Our October Fall into Writing One-Day workshop is filling up fast. Register today to save your spot! For information on other classes or...
Sep 26, 2016


Fall into Writing
What if you didn't have to wait? What if you didn't have to play it safe? What if you didn't have to get good enough before you could begin? What would you create?
Sep 14, 2016


The Bashful Narcissist
The other day I saw this video about modern day slavery and got kind of depressed. Then I watched a video of myself at a reading in San Francisco and got really, really depressed. What kind of narcissist gets more upset over their double chin and lazy eye than they do about human trafficking? This kind, I guess. Anyway, here's my weird video from Listen To Your Mother. It's not that weird, it just doesn't match the non-weirdness of how I thought I looked with the real-life
Sep 5, 2016






























